Oh bugger. After feeling as if Dancing with the Stars really found a way to offer something for everyone with its roster last year, I’m feeling rather unspired by this year’s list. I pounced on the link with baited breath, then exhaled with a resounding, “Meh.”

Oh well, I suppose this is just as well for my productivity. Though if any of you want to offer arguments for why I should tune in, I’m all ears. I do like me some glittery dresses.